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Dear Spring,

You are gorgeous, I love you!

Dear Next Week,

You are busy and will go by quickly I'm sure.

Dear April,

You are shaping up to be amazing.

Dear Cold Brewed Iced Tea,

You sure are refreshing!

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Dear March,

More 50 degree + days and less 30 degree - days please. Thank you!

Dear Dresses,

Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to buy nice shoes to match you for our honeymoon? I could use a stylist.

Dear Hair Cut,

I haven't quite figured out how to make you look as good as you did straight from the salon, but we'll get there eventually I'm sure.

Dear Tea Shop Employee,

Thanks for telling me tea that comes in bags "isn't real tea." Presently, I can not afford to pay $18 for 2 oz of you designer loose "real" tea. So I'll be sticking with my green tea bags that I can get in a 40 pack for $4.00. Your snobbery has not swayed me.

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Dear March,

I am so glad you are here! I'm definitely ready for winter (as non-existent as it was this year) to die down.

Dear Mud,

You make walking Emmett a messy nightmare. I can't wait for you to go away so that we can go back to the dogpark without coming home completely covered.

Dear New Running Shoes,

Couch to 5K, you ready?

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Dear Crazy Sexy Cleanse,

You have changed my life forever. Thank you.

Dear Long Weekend,

I'm looking forward to using my floating holidays to get shizz done around here. I'm so thankful to have you!

Dear Green Tea,

Cinnamon, Almond Milk, and Agave make you amazing. I love you.

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Dear February,

I can't believe you are almost over already!  We're getting so close to our road trip, it's hard to contain the excitement!

Dear Winter 2012,

I've realized how much you've been spoiling us with the 40 degree temps when you snuck in a 20 degree day on Sunday. No offense, but I can't wait until you take a hike and make way for spring!

Dear New Dresses,

It's torture seeing you in my closet and knowing I have to wait for warmer temperatures until I can wear you!

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Dear Siesta Key Beach,

I'm counting down the days until we will be walking down you again!

Dear Emmett,

Can you please, please, PLEASE learn to be more civil with the cats? They can't take the rough way you like to play with other dogs. They are delicate and temperamental. Be nice, please.

Dear Animal Products,

I ain't missing you at all.

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Dear Self,

So you've reached Day Two of the cleanse. You're doing great, don't give up! Please remember that the choices you are making right now are helping you to be stronger and healthier. You are going to feel so much better when you make it through this month a healthier person!

Dear Emmett,

Today you are un-becoming a man. Sorry, dude.

Dear Friends,

I am so excited to see you all on our road trip, I don't think that I can wait until April gets here!

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Dear April,

I'm so excited for you to get here already! Please hurry!!

Dear Crazy Sexy Diet,

You are amazing, you make sense. Now I just need to acquire a taste for Green Juice, and we're all set.

Dear Dairy Products,

You make my tummy feel funny. I've known this for years. Yes, I can take a pill to make you more agreeable. Yes, there is nothing more tasty than a glob of melted cheese. I'm sorry, but we're taking a break. It may not be forever, but I think it's in my best interest if it is. It's been fun, but it's over.

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Dear Winter,

You finally started to show up. Now how about a little snow with the cold temps?

Dear Job,

I love you.

Dear Emmett,

Let's try to focus a little more in your classes instead of playing. This is important stuff you need to learn!

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Dear Dad,

Happy Birthday! I love you!

Dear Emmett,

You survived your first run in with a not-so-friendly dog. I know you were terrified, but trust me little buddy, I was just as scared as you. I'm just so glad you weren't seriously hurt. That little bite wound on your cheek should heal up in no time.

Dear Netflix and Hulu,

You are making it very difficult for me to stay focused on getting projects done.

Dear Juicer,

So far I've only made juice with your that has been kind of gross tasting, but I just stocked up on lots of fruit and I'm looking forward to making some delicious juice!

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Dear Kitchen Aid Mixer,

We are trying desperately to get the kitchen organized and find your permanent home. I can't wait to use you to make delicious macarons!

Dear Emmett,

I know you've been bored this week as I've been working from home. You're used to coming to work and playing with all the other office doggies. I promise next week will be a lot more fun!

Dear Faraway Friends,

We're officially coming to see you this spring! You have no idea how excited we are!

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Dear Christmas,

I can't believe you are almost here!

Dear CAPow Customers,

Thank you, you have made my year amazing!

Dear Friends and Family,

You are the reason that this time of year is so amazing.

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Dear Contact Lenses,

I know that it's winter and the dry heating systems are kicked on, but could you please stop driving my eyeballs crazy?

Dear Styles and Miyagi,

I'm not sure if you are aware, but the sole purpose of the Christmas tree is not to provide you with something under which you can nap.

Dear Yankee Candle,

Thank you for creating "Mistletoe" and "Christmas Eve" candles. They are our official Christmas scents, and it just doesn't feel like Christmas till we light those candles.

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Dear Christmas Music,

Okay. I am ready to hear you now.

Dear M,

Can we get the Christmas tree up ASAP?

Dear Emmett,

Please stop growing. I want you to be a little pup forever!

Dear Pumpkin Spice Everything,

Your reign is over. Now is the time for peppermint mocha!

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Dear Indian Food,

I don't usually like you, but you were ok today. I may have to give you another chance.

Dear Thanksgiving,

Next week?? Already?? I don't know if I'm ready for this!

Dear Emmett,

Glad you are slowly getting less and less bite-y. I can't wait til your puppy crazies calm down and you are a lovey sleepy dog!

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Dear Emmett,

You are doing so well in your puppy class, I can't wait to see you continue to learn!

Dear Local Radio Stations,

All Christmas Music, All The Time?! Could you hold off until we at least get a LITTLE closer to Thanksgiving? I'm not ready yet.

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Dear Family, 

<3

Dear M,

<3 <3

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Dear Friends & Family,

We can't wait to welcome you into our new home this weekend.

Dear Weather,

Please be kind to us, we'd like to have this housewarming party in our back yard.

Dear Puppy,

Please stay this cute forever.

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Dear Puppy,

I love you.

Dear M,

Thank you.

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Dear Weekly Work Provided Lunch,

You are making my butt fat with your delicious crusty bread sandwiches. Back on the points for this one!

Dear House,

We are trying our hardest to make you as pretty as possible for our housewarming party. We promise that when we get the money we will restore you to the gorgeousness that you deserve!

Dear Puppy Fever,

Please quit it until the spring. I don't want to housetrain a puppy in the snow, and you are making it very difficult to wait!!