Dear Weekly Work Provided Lunch,
You are making my butt fat with your delicious crusty bread sandwiches. Back on the points for this one!
We are trying our hardest to make you as pretty as possible for our housewarming party. We promise that when we get the money we will restore you to the gorgeousness that you deserve!
Dear Puppy Fever,
Please quit it until the spring. I don't want to housetrain a puppy in the snow, and you are making it very difficult to wait!!