Dear Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula,
You are saving my skin this winter, and you smell great! Thank you!
Dear Snow Boots,
No offense, but I'd really like to throw you in a closet and not have to look at you for a very long time. I hope you can understand.
Thank you for allowing me to score a LAMB bag for $20 instead of the $70 it normally retails for. Awesome.
Dear Contact Lenses,
You have been driving me crazy for the entire week. I don't want to wear my glasses any more. Please have mercy on my sore little eyes!