Dear Contact Lenses,
I know that it's winter and the dry heating systems are kicked on, but could you please stop driving my eyeballs crazy?
Dear Styles and Miyagi,
I'm not sure if you are aware, but the sole purpose of the Christmas tree is not to provide you with something under which you can nap.
Dear Yankee Candle,
Thank you for creating "Mistletoe" and "Christmas Eve" candles. They are our official Christmas scents, and it just doesn't feel like Christmas till we light those candles.