I'm so excited for you to get here already! Please hurry!!
Dear Crazy Sexy Diet,
You are amazing, you make sense. Now I just need to acquire a taste for Green Juice, and we're all set.
Dear Dairy Products,
You make my tummy feel funny. I've known this for years. Yes, I can take a pill to make you more agreeable. Yes, there is nothing more tasty than a glob of melted cheese. I'm sorry, but we're taking a break. It may not be forever, but I think it's in my best interest if it is. It's been fun, but it's over.