I can't decide if this past week you were kicking me in the gut, or kicking me into gear. I've got some big decisions to make and lots of work to do.
Dear Cadbury Eggs,
I have resolved this Easter season to not consume you. Not even one of you. Not even a Mini one of you. Let's see how this goes.
Please stop trying to bite off Miyagi's face / ripping out tufts of his hair / antagonizing him.
Your time is drawing near...it is almost warm enough to wear you. Are you as excited as I am?
Dear St. Patrick's Day,
Oh, you're today? Sorry. I forgot. My bad.